Nine Lessons and Carols

The Nine Lessons and Carols is a Christian service traditionally associated with Christmas Eve. It is horrible stuff.

The First Lesson is from Genesis 3: 8–19:

And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the trees of the garden.

And the Lord God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

In summary: woman brought original sin into the world. An alternative interpretation however is that the major sin was Adam’s, not Eve’s. But this is only because man is in a position of authority over woman.

It gets worse. The Second Lesson is from Genesis 22: 15–18:

And the angel of the Lord called unto Abraham out of heaven the second time,

And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the Lord, for because thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy son, thine only son:

That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the gate of his enemies;

And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice.

Here God rewards Abraham for being prepared to sacrifice his son Isaac as God instructed him to. Isaac was not Abraham’s only child, but he was the only son of Abraham’s wife Sarah. Sarah had waited decades to become a mother, and had no part in the decision to sacrifice Isaac.

Happy Christmas.

© Chris Lawrence 2020.

3 thoughts on “Nine Lessons and Carols

    1. Chris Lawrence Post author

      Thanks Terry. We started listening to the Nine Lessons & Carols on Radio 4 and I think it must have been the first time I’d realised it starts with two of the most suspect bits in the bible. Not exactly good will to all men & women 🙂

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